Interview for Audrey Clarke

We like to break the ice and get to know you a little, how did you get into the escort industry and what do you most love about it?

Well I’m a little outside the box. I’ve always wanted to work in the adult industry, from when I was a teen. Problem was I had body issues being a big girl and grew up in a CRAZY religious family. It was always the dream I thought I’d never have. 

Then I met Taylor. We hit it off right from the start, I guess you could say it was love at first sight. In a drunken game of truth and dare I confessed to her; and to my surprise she didn’t even bat an eyelid. She actually said she knew a place I could go. 

And so we did. 

(Not that drunken night of course, we waited til the weekend and got all dressed up nice and stuff) The place was called Miss Ella Bellas, and it was all asian ladies. I asked her for a job and she asked me about cleaning or reception. I said ‘not that kind of job’. She looked at me funny and asked what I meant, aware of the language barrier and honestly not sure how to put it, I just blurted out “I wanna get paid for sex”…

She looked me up and down and said “ok you want start now?”

I remember walking down the stairs like I was floating on air. I wasn’t entirely sure exactly what had just happened. Little did I know I had just changed my life forever. 

I did my first shift that weekend. And made almost $1000. It was the most money I’d ever seen in one place. I had the time of my life.

Now I work for myself, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I love my regular clients, and the relationships I build with them. I love trying new things and opening new horizons for people. 

The best thing about my job is that I get to choose. My hours, my clients, my terms. And it means I get to spend as much time with my kids as I want. Every assembly. Every class party. Every sports day (Oh and you can BET I’m there in my tutu and pom poms oh yeah baby RA RA)


I see you provide full service to fetish lovers… Is this something you started doing straight away or did you build up to this?

Oh hell no. I remember reading mistress ads in my baby-ho days thinking “oh my god people PAY for this stuff? People DO this stuff?” I never thought I would become one myself. 

I started off small, doing just CBT – who knew kicking someone in the nuts could be so much fun? But that’s not really why I do it. And I don’t believe that’s why anyone does. There is one particular booking that changed my mind about this. 

I was working at Il Signores and a gentleman came in asking to be kicked in heels. It seemed like a simple enough request but no one else wanted to take it. I felt bad for the guy he looked so disappointed when everyone said no. 

So I decided to take it. How hard can it be?

At first I was just kicking lightly. I mean I really didn’t wanna hurt the guy. But he just kept begging and begging me to do it harder and harder. Eventually I got frustrated and REALLY booted him hard in the stomach. 

He instantly came everywhere.

He thanked me profusely, scrambled for his clothes and scurried off still on his hands and knees. 

It was at that point that I realised that’s exactly what he wanted. And enjoyed. And that led me to be curious about what other people enjoy. And how I could help them. I like to do the things that other people won’t – with safety first of course. 


Can you tell us about your favourite booking ever?

Favourite booking EVER? Oh dear. I don’t think I HAVE one of those. 

There was one booking I did as an outcall for Ella Bellas to this FANCY house in Hillaries, the guy tipped me a $100 note! Not to mention being the most lovely, polite older gentleman who just worshipped the ground I walked on. It was so cool having a driver I felt like a movie star. 

There is ONE client that I look forward to seeing every time he comes coz he has the PERFECT penis and always makes me cum

But I’d have to say my FAVOURITE booking is always gonna be the threesome with Taylor. We have a kind of chemistry that can’t be bought. She’s the only person who’s ever made me squirt and the guys just think it’s so hot – I love it. 


Being a Perth BBW must be fun, I see you have quite an active life outside of escorting… How do you unwind and relax in your down time?

I suck at relaxing. I’m not joking. Between this job and school runs and shopping and cooking and laundry and keeping my house up to scratch there is NO TIME for me.

I think that’s the good thing about this job, coz I do enjoy it. When I get a booking that’s like my fun time for me. A good excuse to put down everything in my personal life and focus on someone else. 

In saying that I do have a spa and have promised several times to use it more often. I’m very artistic and have sometimes thought about selling my erotic art as part of my business.

OH!!! I like to sing. That’s what I do. I sing. If I’m sad, I sing it. If I’m happy, I sing it. If I’m angry, I sing it, and honestly that’s a funny one to watch. I have even been known to rap at times – think 212 by Azealia Banks. 


If you could have one superpower for 24hrs what would it be and what would you do with it?

I already have a superpower – I can bring any man to his knees. 


Do you ever tour around Australia or are you strictly based in Carlisle, Perth?

I have toured up and down the WA coast in the past; to places like Albany, Bunbury, Busselton and Geraldton – and let me tell you the myth about country boys having big cocks is COMPLETELY TRUE. Special mention to Geraldton that saw us RUN OUT of large condoms. Well done boys. 

I’d LOVE to offer Fly me to you in the future, and tour other states too. But my schedule is very limited, the only time I could really go is in school holidays, which is always slow for work and extra expensive for accommodation (not to mention full of kids…)

I’m going to be doing some more thinking about it, and getting some help from my industry sisters to make this part of my dream a reality. 


Finally, could you let us in on a funny story about Audrey… It can from an escort booking, or from your personal life. Make us laugh!

Well I’ll have to think of another one now coz Taylor stole my last one….

But in keeping with our MILF status, the best stories really do come from kids. 

So I’m putting away the shopping the other day. 

My youngest comes up to ask if dinner is ready – um no, I’ll need more than 30 seconds ok. 

“What are we having mum?” 

*Starts going through all the shopping bags pulling everything out all over the bench*

*Spots the egg carton*

It’s a ‘Golden eggs’ brand

“oooooooooh GOLDEN EGGS!!!!!”

I’ve never seen his eyes so wide. 

He opens the packet………And they’re normal eggs

OMG I WISH I had a photo of his face. Absolutely priceless. 

He SLAMS the egg carton lid back down, gives me the angriest screwed up face ever and exclaims “THAT’S A LIE! THOSE EGGS ARENT GOLDEN!!!!”

And storms off with his arms folded stomping his feet 

Like he seriously thought the eggs inside would be GOLDEN coz that’s what it said on the packet. I laughed so hard I cried and my sides hurt, dinner was even later that day ha ha ha!!!

Here are some selfies of me with those nasty deceitful NOT golden eggs…